The last of the zeros

It's the 11th day of the season, and my team still has yet to record a stolen base. It seems highly unusual to me to have anybody still be rocking a zero in any category this far into season. But to make things even stranger, and more depressing, my team was also the last to record its first home run (Youkilis this past Friday) and its first save (Balfour this past Saturday). I didn't actually go back and check, but I think this has to be the first time that one person in the league was the last to record three different stats. It's one of those things where I have to look at my team and say, "I'm not even angry, I'm impressed!"