Important Dates

2017 Champion: Patently Nuts (71.5 points)
2018 Season: March 29 - September 30

Thursday, June 24, 2010

I'm back, bitches!

Although it is extraordinarily unlikely that I'll actually win, my spectacular pitching over June (2.99 ERA, 1.16 WHIP) has vaulted me back into the league as a potential spoiler. I'm going to ride out this hot streak for the time being to see if the preposterously unlikely can occur. Sorry for those of you who were eying Cliff Lee and his preposterous K:BB ratio of 19. Cliff Lee's K:BB can buy cigarettes and porn! Another start or two and it'll be on to booze!

2 comments:

Spencer said...

Just enough time to keep you from selling until Cliff Lee is traded to the Mets?

Given your history of fantasy baseball luck, I assume this will happen.

Mr. Bill said...

The Twins. He's going to the Twins. Why would you say such a cruel and hurtful thing Spencer?