Fourth and long...

I am down to 24 points. I believe this is the low point of the season, although if any of you are well versed in Shadenfreude, feel free to correct me. I'm at 24 points, and even if I go with extremely rosy predictions of the future, I'm still totally fucked. So... you want the pitcher with the best K:BB ratio in MLB? Let me know! My team is officially open to any and all dump trades! I'm eying <$10 keepers, but no reasonable offers will be tossed out. Strike now before your competition scores Cliff Lee!