Swelling, Spasms, and Babies

I can't figure any of this out anymore.

• Matsui has his knee drained last Wednesday but is in the starting lineup Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then, after a day off Monday, his knee (and now a stiff neck) kept him out of the lineup Tuesday and Wednesday. He "may be available for pinch-hitting duties". WhooHoo.
  
• In Monday's pre-game warm ups, Youkilis gets hit by a ball in the eye and misses that game and the next.
  
• Hamilton injuries himself in the 4th inning of Tuesday's game and is now the dreaded "day to day".
• Not to be outdone, "The Mariners confirmed that Erik Bedard won't make his start Wednesday because of back spasms."

Just fantastic.

• Oh yeah, Bartlett will miss Weds and Thurs games for the birth of his first child.