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In need of different pitchers

My starting pitching has gone from a tenuous situation a few weeks ago to an outright disaster. Cobb is still out, Straily is in AAA, Hutch and Masterson are struggling on and off, and Kuroda is finally old. And Pineda is an asshole. So I'm looking to improve in that region. I'm not sure how, because I'm not exactly full of depth elsewhere, but if anyone is looking to add a catcher (Pinto or Castro), wants to buy low on a SP, or wants to take on an injured player (of which I have many!), I'm open to ideas.

Looking to make a 2:1 or 3:2 deal

Within the next couple of weeks, my 4 DL eligible players will be activated, which will unsurprisingly lead to a bit of a roster crunch. In order to alleviate this, I'm looking to make a 2:1 or 3:2 deal with an eye towards improving my starting pitching.

Everyone is on the table, but I think my corner infield depth is probably the strongest (Teixeira, Smoak, Donaldson, Seager, Santana, and Victor Martinez once he plays 2 more games at 1B).

I'm also willing to deal some of my injured players, who should be coming back soon:
Eaton - this Sunday (about to go on minor league rehab)
Paxton - end of May (throwing 3rd bullpen session on Weds)
Sabathia - end of May (minimum DL stint expected, had fluid removed from knee)
Hamilton - end of May/early June (taking BP)

Let me know if you think we match up somewhere.

Pujols on the block

I'm staring down a roster with tons of holes, so I'm looking to make some sort of 2:1 deal. Albert Pujols seems to be a good place to start, but I'm also open trading Reyes, McCann, or Verlander/Sale. Let me know if you have depth and are looking to upgrade a starting spot.